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Stimp

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There have been enough responses to free me up for a threadjack


I've encountered this twice in the past month: once at Kroger's and once at Lowe's.

Both times, a customer set off the door detector. I get so much humor out of the robotic lawyer-inspired message that's activated: "Caution. Please return to the store. Evidently, we failed to remove a merchandise sensor"...or something like that. Yes, "we", like it's the store's fault. Hey, maybe it is, but not the two instances I saw. At Lowe's, the dude bought nothing. At Kroger's, it was one loaf of bread. No, you're stealing stuff!

(In response to this post by NVHoo)

Posted: 08/13/2019 at 11:51AM



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Free groceries -- NVHoo 08/13/2019 08:46AM
  Just out of curiosity, where do you live? -- 4thYear5th 08/15/2019 08:45AM
  Where? -- CavalierLion 08/15/2019 12:08PM
  Makes sense - same timeline since -- 4thYear5th 08/15/2019 1:51PM
  Because people re-use plastic and paper bags -- Wembley 08/14/2019 1:14PM
  There is never a need to wash the bags -- CavalierLion 08/14/2019 1:21PM
  It doesn't matter pal, I worked at a grocery place -- Wembley 08/14/2019 11:39AM
  More my actual reaction. Shrieked. Lol ** -- jdubforwahoowa 08/13/2019 7:50PM
  Definitely NOT gay ** -- ARKHOO 08/13/2019 3:05PM
  That Good Old Post of Wahoowa! ** -- jdubforwahoowa 08/13/2019 3:35PM
  Are you sure they didn't take crab legs? -- U Remember 08/13/2019 12:24PM
  Only in Talahassee ** -- NVHoo 08/13/2019 1:13PM
  There are a multitude of false triggers for those things -- typed by ben 08/13/2019 12:14PM
  What is your dream outcome for this situation ** -- typed by ben 08/13/2019 11:26AM
  Take my information and say thanks -- NVHoo 08/13/2019 11:49AM
  In this day and age, it IS the store's fault... -- The Hook 08/13/2019 8:28PM
  We all pay the price ** -- TriplHoo 08/13/2019 4:02PM
  Did you do time at Coffey's? -- Stimp 08/13/2019 11:09AM
  Makes a certain sort of sense -- HoonDog 08/13/2019 10:47AM
  Based on my interaction he will do nothing -- NVHoo 08/13/2019 1:18PM
  Inside job? ** -- Wiz92 08/13/2019 10:36AM

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