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Since I telecommute 99% of the time, that doesn't affect me. However....

....when I worked downtown, I made no bones about carrying a magazine with me on the way to the men's room, so I would not have hesitated to exit the booth if someone else were in there. Thankfully, I cannot recall ever ripping really loud, echoing farts in the office john.

IMO the worst is being at a place like Verizon Center and the only available crapper is clearly clogged with paper, so you cannot flush it before sitting, but you have to take a dump RIGHT NOW and you will not be able to flush afterwards either.....although the last time that happened to me, someone was smoking weed in a different booth in the same men's room, so I may have left a visual disturbance but I didn't cause a noxious odor.

(In response to this post by U235)

Posted: 02/13/2020 at 2:57PM


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