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''Does this make me look fat?'' Some answers I found.

I searched google for some ways to answer the question, "Does this make me look fat?" The best ones I found are given below. How do you handle this question?

"Are you asking how I feel about you? I think you're amazing."

"You make that dress/outfit look good."

"It's not the most flattering thing i've seen you wear."

"I plead the 5th."

"The fact that it took you 30 minutes to put it on should answer your question."

"Yes, bitch."

"You want the truth??? You can't handle the truth!"

"Cosmopolitan wrote an article titled, '13 women who have proven weight loss doesn't necessarily make you happy.'"

"Are you worried that you are overweight?" Maybe a doctor can help."

"Honey, do you promise me you won't get mad, no matter how I answer?"

“No, the dress is fine. It’s the pint of ice cream you eat every night that makes you look fat.”

“No. A few extra pounds look good on you.”

“I don’t know. What do you think?”

“It doesn’t matter to me.”

"When you ask me that it tells me you are worried about something. What's wrong?"

"You look great in that dress. But you know what I really think when you ask me that?” {Pause} “I see a woman who hates her body and it breaks my heart. I wish you could see yourself in a more positive light.”

"I really liked the blue dress you wore last week."

“No, and I really like the way the dress shows off your eyes. Do you want to know what I like more than that?” {Pause} “How generous you are with your friends. You care about them so much!”

[Post edited by gldwrth at 03/14/2020 2:00PM]

Posted: 03/14/2020 at 12:46PM


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