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How to Start a Fight - Season 2 (Episode 4)….


So, a guy calls the front desk of the hotel he's staying in and says, "I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The front clerk can hear the wife in the background absolutely eviscerating her husband. He says, "I'm sorry sir, but that sounds like a personal issue."

As the wife continues to rail in the background the guy says, "No, it's a maintenance issue. The window won't open."

And that's when the fight really started….....


A wife marched into the den and announced that their son had just engaged in a terrible argument of his newlywed. She instructed her husband to sit him down and talk some sense into their son. The son showed up at the house with his wife and the four of them went into the den.

The dad say, “Son, there are three simple rules to winning an argument with your wife. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”

And that's how the fight between mom and dad started….....


Season 1 Flashbacks....

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

She looked at the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember, you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" answered the Instructor.

He said, "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

And that's when the brawl broke out.....


My son, taking his first driving lesson, gets behind the wheel of the car. He rolls down the window and asks me, just as his mother is getting in the passenger side, "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"

I said, "It does now."

And that’s how the fight started…..

Posted: 11/20/2020 at 12:31PM



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