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Your friend really has two options here.

Option one: surround his home with battlements, machine gun nests, barbed wire, and antipersonnel mines. Assume a General Patton profile, cigar and all, and tell those boys "come get some".

Option two: send his daughter to a convent in Austria. There, she will fall in love with the scenic landscape, learn to sing, and will eventually marry an Austrian sea captain.

As a father of a 7-year old daughter, either option seems viable to me. Option 2 is probably the safer option. Yet Option 1 has its merits.

(In response to this post by TheManUpstairs)

Posted: 04/20/2017 at 3:02PM


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