In a channel-flipping daze, I stumbled across The Simple Life reruns on E! earlier this week. It took only about 5 seconds for Paris Hilton to utter her famous words: “That’s Hot.” After Saturday’s Spring Game at Virginia, I started thinking how that applies to the Cavaliers’ football team this spring. So, now that UVa has wrapped up its spring practice period, here’s What’s Hot and What’s Not.

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Hot: There was a game. Yes, it was a shortened, running clock, lots of substitutes version, but it was a game nonetheless.

Not: The weather most definitely was not hot. Eventually a humid and overcast afternoon became a rainy day at Scott Stadium.

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Hot: The low attendance number saved Sabre-ites from poster 111Balz having to follow through on a threat of running naked across the field if that number hit 20,000. To 111’s credit, the original post said that “maybe that’s not a good incentive for people” to come to Saturday’s game. All I can say is ‘Phew. Dodged a bullet on that one.’

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